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ROULETTE MOTEL, Reno, Nevada
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CAPTION CONTEST — Pretty On Pink
12/4/12 7:56 PM:
Thank you for your captions, everyone!
The winner is Sandy Boldon for the caption:
“Years later, Fluffy became the first subject for Cat Psychotherapy”
Congratulations, Sandy Boldon! To claim your postcard prize, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person 3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post 4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, December 2, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):
HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!
SOCK IT TO ME SOCK IT TO ME
AFTER 7 DAYS OF TRIAL AND ERROR GOD CREATED TEXAS ON THE 8th DAY
TEXAS has 276,000 square miles of land area, 23.4 million acres of forest and woodland, 624 miles of coast and 6,300 square miles of lakes. TEXAS is known as “The Land of Contrast.”
Anything omitted here?
ORANGE HARVEST TIME IN FLORIDA
FAMOUS GENERALS OF THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR
Collect ‘em all.
These are some of the men made famous by their military leadership in the War Between the States, which was begun with the firing on Fort Sumter, April 12, 1861, and ended with the surrender of the Army of Virginia by General Lee to General Grant at Appomattox, April 9, 1865.
KRONOSAURUS or “SEA SERPENT”
Hall of Fossil Reptiles
Museum of Comparative Zoology
This giant fossil and its relatives were fish-eating reptiles which swam the seas in the days of the dinosaurs. This specimen from Australia, 42 feet long, was the giant of the tribe.
EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE ONE!
Ador All-Aluminum Sliding Glass Doors, naturally. Found in fine homes everywhere. Note how smart lucite handle blends with every room decor.
STRONGBOW TURKEY FARM & INN
On Highway 30 — 1/4 Mile East of 49
All Turkeys served here are from our own flocks. The Home of Strongbow Turkey Pies and the famous Strongbow Smoked Turkey. We take pride in serving the best Turkey Dinners. Steaks and Sandwiches. Beautifully packaged Gift Turkeys, fresh or smoked, shipped anywhere in the United States. Over 750 Roses of many beautiful & colorful varieties.
Member of American Rose Society
Mailed from Valparaiso in 1960 to Princeton University, New Jersey. Three people wrote a short message on the verso:
“Dear Butch — Spending weekend with Sue and eating Turkey like mad. Love Dad.”
“Doesn’t this food look apetizing [sic]? Not too much like good ol college food.”
“Visiting Sue. Saw John today & yesterday. Valpo won. Hear your team did too! Yeah Tigers! Love, Mom”
YUMMY DESSERT for your THANKSGIVING MEAL?
Do not hold BAD POSTCARDS responsible for the results. If you have a peanut allergy, don’t look at it and don’t breathe near it.
GRANNY’S SOUTHERN PEANUT PIE
1/2 cup sugar
1-1/2 cup dark corn syrup
1/4 cup shortening
1/4 teaspoon salt
3 eggs, beaten
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1-1/2 cups roasted peanuts
9” unbaked pie shell
Combine sugar, corn syrup, shortening, and salt. Bring to a boil over low heat. Pour this hot syrup slowly over eggs, stirring constantly. Cool. Add vanilla and peanuts. Pour into an unbaked pie shell. Bake at 400 deg. F. for 10 minutes. Reduce temperature to 375 deg. and bake 35 to 40 minutes longer. Yield: 6 to 8 servings.
Seashells found along the waters of Cape Cod. These shells were collected by eighth grade students of Harwich High School Biology Class.
OK, Suzie, just act nonchalant, we play our cards right - we’ll have squirrel for dinner tonite!
That’s the winning caption for last week’s Caption Contest submitted by:
At first glance, I thought the boy was going to impale the girl with a loaf of French bread.
Here’s the description on the verso:
These young visitors to Homosassa Springs, Florida seem to be intrigued by the natural beauty of the Red Cedar Tree, which is only one of many kinds of trees growing in this, “Nature’s Own Attraction”, located on U.S. 19 and 98, just 76 miles north of Tampa and St. Petersburg.
BED SPREAD ALERT
Chenilles. Two of ‘em. Matching.
HOME RANCH MOTEL
On U.S. 230 By-pass — 1/2 Mile North of the Penna. Turnpike (Harrisburg East Interchange. 2-1/2 Miles East of Harrisburg, Pa.
“Air-Conditioned” — Wall to Wall Carpeting — Television — Thermostatic Heat.
Mailing Address: R.D. #1, Middletown, Penna.