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BLACK BASS BAD POSTCARDS rarity. Most fish here are dead. FLORIDA’S SILVER SPRINGS Home of World Famous Glass Bottom BoatsFresh Water Black Bass as seen in crystal clear water

BLACK BASS

BAD POSTCARDS rarity. Most fish here are dead.

FLORIDA’S SILVER SPRINGS

Home of World Famous Glass Bottom Boats
Fresh Water Black Bass as seen in crystal clear water

ONE G-75A ON THE COB, WITH BUTTER, PLEASE FUNK’S G-75A FUNK’S G-75A has won more County Master Corn Growers Contests in the State of Iowa than has any other hybrid. G-75A, a great hybrid, one that will make money for you in your corn fields. Ask your Funk’s G-Dealer about it… America’s Greatest Hybrids. FUNK’S-G. Plant them on your farm in 1959. FUNK BROS. SEED CO.BELLE PLAINE, IOWA 

ONE G-75A ON THE COB, WITH BUTTER, PLEASE

FUNK’S G-75A

FUNK’S G-75A has won more County Master Corn Growers Contests in the State of Iowa than has any other hybrid. G-75A, a great hybrid, one that will make money for you in your corn fields. Ask your Funk’s G-Dealer about it…

America’s Greatest Hybrids. FUNK’S-G. Plant them on your farm in 1959.

FUNK BROS. SEED CO.
BELLE PLAINE, IOWA 

KANSAS: POSTS and COYOTES Limestone posts of Kansas have supported barbed wire fences throughout North Central Kansas since the 1870s. They reflect the sturdy character of the ingenious pioneers who conceived and erected them. A man-made “Garden of Eden” in Lucas, Russell Co., Kansas is the heart of the stone post country. Pictured is a Kansas coyote (a small wolf of the western prairies whose weight average is 30 pounds.) Taxidermy?

KANSAS: POSTS and COYOTES

Limestone posts of Kansas have supported barbed wire fences throughout North Central Kansas since the 1870s. They reflect the sturdy character of the ingenious pioneers who conceived and erected them. A man-made “Garden of Eden” in Lucas, Russell Co., Kansas is the heart of the stone post country. Pictured is a Kansas coyote (a small wolf of the western prairies whose weight average is 30 pounds.)

Taxidermy?

THE TIT TWINS BOOST YOUR BUSINESS TITUS & TITIA  7-1/2 ft. Tall The outdoor mechanical man & woman— The greatest shopper stoppers ever designed.— They wave and point their arms…They Talk.— They stop business from passing you by.— They solve your entrance problems— They bring traffic to your door.— LIFE TIME GUARANTEE…You’ll never spend a penny for service.— Made of Fiber Glass and High Impact Plastic.— Portable, just plug it into 110 outlet.— Comes complete with special deluxe uniform in a variety of colors,        and your choice of lettering.MARK SANDS MFG. CO., INC.92-73 Queens Boulevard, Rego Park 74, N.Y.

THE TIT TWINS BOOST YOUR BUSINESS

TITUS & TITIA  7-1/2 ft. Tall

The outdoor mechanical man & woman
— The greatest shopper stoppers ever designed.
— They wave and point their arms…They Talk.
— They stop business from passing you by.
— They solve your entrance problems
— They bring traffic to your door.
— LIFE TIME GUARANTEE…You’ll never spend a penny for service.
— Made of Fiber Glass and High Impact Plastic.
— Portable, just plug it into 110 outlet.
— Comes complete with special deluxe uniform in a variety of colors,
        and your choice of lettering.
MARK SANDS MFG. CO., INC.
92-73 Queens Boulevard, Rego Park 74, N.Y.

THE BIG SCREEN TV THAT SIMPLY MOVES WITH YOU Carries his portable tube to upscale events. Sexy.

THE BIG SCREEN TV THAT SIMPLY MOVES WITH YOU

Carries his portable tube to upscale events. Sexy.

CAPTION CONTEST — Paper Towel 10/31/12  3:42 PM: Thanks for your captions, everyone! The winner is stuftgmail.com for the caption: “I’m never going to pass my Origami Class.” Congratulations, stuftgmail.com! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, October 28, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) WE MISS YOU!2) VETERETTES3) SENIOR S&M CLUB FIELD TRIP4) MISS HAMCRAFT5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958  HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST — Paper Towel

10/31/12  3:42 PM:

Thanks for your captions, everyone!

The winner is stuftgmail.com for the caption:

“I’m never going to pass my Origami Class.”

Congratulations, stuftgmail.com! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, October 28, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) WE MISS YOU!
2) VETERETTES
3) SENIOR S&M CLUB FIELD TRIP
4) MISS HAMCRAFT
5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958 

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

FROM OUR GALLERY OF MODERN A desk for alcoholics. Furniture Manufacturers Representatives SAMSON-McCANN CO.31 West 57th StreetNew York 19, N.Y. Showroom open daily 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. 

FROM OUR GALLERY OF MODERN

A desk for alcoholics.

Furniture Manufacturers Representatives

SAMSON-McCANN CO.
31 West 57th Street
New York 19, N.Y.

Showroom open daily 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. 

GIFFORD PINCHOT STATE PARK, PENNSYLVANIA PINCHOT PARK GIFFORD PINCHOT STATE PARK, located in northern York County, is a modern park with landscaped beaches and picnic facilities. …with women in swimwear guarding the entrance sign.

GIFFORD PINCHOT STATE PARK, PENNSYLVANIA

PINCHOT PARK

GIFFORD PINCHOT STATE PARK, located in northern York County, is a modern park with landscaped beaches and picnic facilities.

…with women in swimwear guarding the entrance sign.

SEEING THINGS… …at LINDEN, TENN. Guess there’s nothing interesting in Linden to put on a postcard.

SEEING THINGS…

…at LINDEN, TENN.

Guess there’s nothing interesting in Linden to put on a postcard.

BAD POEM on a BAD POSTCARD I love to walk by the seashore,On the clean white sand so bare,I love to walk by the rippling wavesFor I find refuge there. I love to walk by the seashoreWhen a white fog’s in the air;When a pallid mist o’shadows the beachAnd no breeze is stirring there. I love to walk by the seashoreAnd watch the waves in motion,I love the sea in all its moodsFor God made the mighty ocean. by THEODORE R. ROWLEY 

BAD POEM on a BAD POSTCARD

I love to walk by the seashore,
On the clean white sand so bare,
I love to walk by the rippling waves
For I find refuge there.

I love to walk by the seashore
When a white fog’s in the air;
When a pallid mist o’shadows the beach
And no breeze is stirring there.

I love to walk by the seashore
And watch the waves in motion,
I love the sea in all its moods
For God made the mighty ocean.

by THEODORE R. ROWLEY 

SECURITY WITH VENTILATION PROTECT YOUR FAMILYLets you see who is at the door, but prevents entry until you release chain. A safety guard that is a must in every homePERMITS VENTILATION — ASSURES SECURITY  Don’t gamble — protect your home with chain door guards. It is you [sic] best security. We will install this chain guard complete for $1.25 R.E. Andrews Co.Akron, Ohio 

SECURITY WITH VENTILATION

PROTECT YOUR FAMILY
Lets you see who is at the door, but prevents entry until you release chain. A safety guard that is a must in every home
PERMITS VENTILATION — ASSURES SECURITY 

Don’t gamble — protect your home with chain door guards. It is you [sic] best security. We will install this chain guard complete for $1.25

R.E. Andrews Co.
Akron, Ohio 

BALLOONS

BALLOONS

WATERWONDERLAND WEEKI WACHEE Presents “ALICE IN WATERLAND” Weeki Wachee Mermaids present an all new show featuring “Alice’s” new adventures in the watery depths of the “Spring of Live Mermaids” located on Florida’s West Coast at the Junction of U.S. 19 and Florida 50.

WATERWONDERLAND

WEEKI WACHEE Presents “ALICE IN WATERLAND”

Weeki Wachee Mermaids present an all new show featuring “Alice’s” new adventures in the watery depths of the “Spring of Live Mermaids” located on Florida’s West Coast at the Junction of U.S. 19 and Florida 50.

Care to make a donation to Jerry’s Pups?

That’s the winning caption for last week’s Caption Contest. It was submitted by:

Matt McGinnis

Details HERE.

ADD CHARM TO YOUR HOUSE Eldorado Awnings add charm and distinction to your house…provide year ‘round protection from snow, rain, hot sun and wind. Eldorado Awnings in Alsynite fiberglas carry a 10 year unconditional guarantee to be color fast and structurally sound. SHANE AWNING MANUFACTURING CO.Philadelphia, PA 

ADD CHARM TO YOUR HOUSE

Eldorado Awnings add charm and distinction to your house…provide year ‘round protection from snow, rain, hot sun and wind.

Eldorado Awnings in Alsynite fiberglas carry a 10 year unconditional guarantee to be color fast and structurally sound.

SHANE AWNING MANUFACTURING CO.
Philadelphia, PA