THE 2011 BEST OF THE BAD! (A Phone Cal From a BAD POSTCARDS Fan.)
Man: Hello, BAD POSTCARDS? I’ve been a fan of your site for a long time. Every day I wait with anticipation to see what lovely postcard you are going to publish. As I was sitting in my den reading the latest issue of Field and Stream, I suddenly realized that last December you posted your 10 baddest postcards from 2010. Are you going to do that for 2011?
BP: Yes, sir. I have chosen 10 of my favorite BAD POSTCARDS from this year and I will start posting them tomorrow, December 27 — TWO PER DAY ending on December 31. I will also continue posting a new card each day so you’ll be getting THREE BAD POSTCARDS each day for the next five days! How’s that for a bonus?
Man: Swell!
BP: Realize that it’s not easy to pick favorites among all these gems. I love ‘em all. But I’ve picked 10 particular faves with nice variety. ENJOY THEM!
Man: Thanks! I will!
[Click. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz]
HERE’S SOLID COMFORT…an easy chair, a good magazine, and a telephone by your side. A phone in the den eliminates that frantic dash just as you’re about to relax. Mighty good-looking, too. In beige, yellow, brown, green, gray, ivory, blue and red.
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