STALACTITE STIMULATION

This woman is:
a) auditioning for the new musical comedy Cavern Cavalcade
b) eagerly anticipating rain
c) preventing an eminent stalactite collapse
d) receiving messages from her God
e) all of the above
f) none of the above 

LINVILLE CAVERNS

Located 4 miles southeast of Blue Ridge Parkway on U.S. 221 between Linville and Marion, N.C., Linville Caverns contains beautiful stalactite and stalagmite formations. Open Year ‘Round.