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Greetings from THE MAINE WOODS

CAPTION CONTEST—Santa Hits the Hay 12/12/11  7:03 PM: Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso: Blitzen says good night to Santa at his North Pole, N.Y. Home.  The winner is Care for the caption: “Centuries old and I still sleep in a child’s bed with a deer. Why me?” Congratulations, Care To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES:1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, December 11 at 8:00 PM, EST The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) WOW! WE ALLIGATORS DO HAVE FUN IN FLORIDA!2) APPLE3) I’M ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO GO!4) FOSTER MOTHERS of the HUMAN RACE5) BOTTLING BOURBON HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—Santa Hits the Hay

12/12/11  7:03 PM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

Blitzen says good night to Santa at his North Pole, N.Y. Home. 

The winner is Care for the caption:

“Centuries old and I still sleep in a child’s bed with a deer. Why me?”

Congratulations, Care To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, December 11 at 8:00 PM, EST

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) WOW! WE ALLIGATORS DO HAVE FUN IN FLORIDA!
2) APPLE
3) I’M ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO GO!
4) FOSTER MOTHERS of the HUMAN RACE
5) BOTTLING BOURBON

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

KILL OF THE DAY Yes, they made a postcard of this. Successful DEER HUNTERS hanging up their game. Thousands of hunters each year swarm the woods of Pennsylvania in quest of these prize trophys.

KILL OF THE DAY

Yes, they made a postcard of this.

Successful DEER HUNTERS hanging up their game. Thousands of hunters each year swarm the woods of Pennsylvania in quest of these prize trophys.

CAPTION CONTEST—Bambi Encounter 5/30/11  10:30 AM: Thanks for your captions, everyone! Here’s what the card is about: MT. RANIER NATIONAL PARK, WASHINGTON STATE. RED DEERRanier National Park is full of wild life which can be seen near the hotels and along the highways. Here a young, friendly deer greets a tourist.  The winner is Njquilter for the caption: “Deer:  No white shoes until after Memorial Day in these parts!” Congratulations, Njquilter! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES:1) MAXIMUM of TWELVE (12) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, May 29 at 8:00 PM, EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) KEYBOARD DOGS2) BRATWURST CAPITAL of the WORLD3) BERTHA and TINA4) GREATEST NAME in HOSE REELS HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—Bambi Encounter

5/30/11  10:30 AM:

Thanks for your captions, everyone! Here’s what the card is about:

MT. RANIER NATIONAL PARK, WASHINGTON STATE. RED DEER
Ranier National Park is full of wild life which can be seen near the hotels and along the highways. Here a young, friendly deer greets a tourist. 

The winner is Njquilter for the caption:

“Deer:  No white shoes until after Memorial Day in these parts!”

Congratulations, Njquilter! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of TWELVE (12) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, May 29 at 8:00 PM, EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) KEYBOARD DOGS
2) BRATWURST CAPITAL of the WORLD
3) BERTHA and TINA
4) GREATEST NAME in HOSE REELS

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

Excuse me, sir. Can you give me directions to the BAMBI MOTEL?

Excuse me, sir. Can you give me directions to the BAMBI MOTEL?

A MODERN DIANA PROUDLY EXHIBITS HER KILL IN MAINE That’s what’s printed on the card.

A MODERN DIANA PROUDLY EXHIBITS HER KILL IN MAINE

That’s what’s printed on the card.

FRESHLY BAGGED…PRE-MOUNTED Verso:“This Record Buck was bagged in 1963 by Bernard Heise. The Finger Lakes host a number of national and state tournaments in the fast growing sport of archery, usually in the picturesque southern hills.”

FRESHLY BAGGED…PRE-MOUNTED

Verso:
“This Record Buck was bagged in 1963 by Bernard Heise. The Finger Lakes host a number of national and state tournaments in the fast growing sport of archery, usually in the picturesque southern hills.”

SEXUAL INNUENDO WEEK—DAY 5 Reminder—this blog is called BAD POSTCARDS. <><><><><><><><><> TOMORROW: Last installment of Sexual Innuendo Week: SUGGESTIVE FRUIT

SEXUAL INNUENDO WEEK—DAY 5

Reminder—this blog is called BAD POSTCARDS.

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TOMORROW: Last installment of Sexual Innuendo Week: SUGGESTIVE FRUIT

WORLD&#8217;S TACKIEST LAMPS—PART 1 DEER HOOF LAMP No description on this card. Question is, are they real deer hooves? I say yes. On the internet I found:— Instructions on how to make a deer hoof gun rack— You can purchase a deer hoof coat rack (the lower portion of the deer&#8217;s leg, bent at the joint, and attached to a log)— A seller on eBay currently has a &#8220;VINTAGE VICTORIAN DEER HOOF PIN CUSHION, NICE&#8221; with a Buy-It-Now of $69.99— A deer hoof bottle opener from a German souvenir website Reuse. Recycle. NEXT:  Is this man possessed???

WORLD’S TACKIEST LAMPS—PART 1

DEER HOOF LAMP

No description on this card.

Question is, are they real deer hooves? I say yes.

On the internet I found:
— Instructions on how to make a deer hoof gun rack
— You can purchase a deer hoof coat rack (the lower portion of the deer’s leg, bent at the joint, and attached to a log)
— A seller on eBay currently has a “VINTAGE VICTORIAN DEER HOOF PIN CUSHION, NICE” with a Buy-It-Now of $69.99
— A deer hoof bottle opener from a German souvenir website

Reuse. Recycle.

NEXT:  Is this man possessed???