IT’LL BE NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #8
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE FLIGHT’S CANCELLED?

Polydactyl Cat is NOT pleased!

WE PREFER ARF and ARF!

Why would they be saying “We prefer ARF and ARF” if they’re drinking cranberry and orange juice?

HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY, BAD POSTCARDS! HAVE SOME CAKE!

Let’s celebrate! In addition to the regular daily postcard, there will be a contest each day for the next five days with fabulous vintage postcard prizes. Watch for a new CAPTION CONTEST tonight at 7:30 PM EDT.

Thank you for your support over the past year. It has been a fun, wild ride!

Stay tuned! There’s a lot more to come. We’ll BARK another anniversary cake next year!

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ALL DRESSED UP and NO PLACE TO GO

…as opposed to being ALL DRESSED UP and READY TO GO. 

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Click HERE to recommend BAD POSTCARDS for the HUMOR Directory

THANK YOU! 

Where’s My Candelabra?

Where’s My Recommendation? Click HERE for that.

Thanks!!

AH! SWEET MISERY OF LOVE

Will this be you partying tonight?

Tomorrow morning, I will post the hangover cure.

TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS of 2010—#5
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year

SEE YOU AT THE BEACH

The doggie and kitty postcards are favorites for many of you. Lots more to come in 2011. The most ridiculous? Animals dressed up to look like humans. Here’s one of my favorite examples.

Click HERE to view the original post.

ALCOHOLIC DOGS

Travel is so Broadening
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12/2/10  10:20PM—Caption Contest:

I thank all of you for your captions. I’m picking three winners, one of them a Grand Prize winner.

Since I only have one duplicate of the Alcoholic Dogs, I have selected two other postcards as prizes—both DOGGIE postcards—both previously published on BAD POSTCARDS! The Grand Prize winner will have first choice of the three cards offered. The other two winners may choose from the remaining two cards. First to email me has first choice.

Here are the other two prize cards:
WHY DON’T YOU WRITE
KEYBOARD PUPPIES 

THE WINNERS:

Grand Prize: Mariser: “Bartender! the lady’s absinthe is not at ALL hallucinogenic!”

Winner: Paolo: “Whatcha lookin’ at?! They don’t make XXS collar kegs.”

Winner: smericle: “I need more booze, she’s still a dog.”

Congratulations, Mariser, Paolo and smericle! To claim your prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard and mailing address.

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ADDENDUM: 11/29/10 8:02 PM:
I was looking through my postcard collection for a CAPTION CONTEST card for this evening, but nothing was buzzing me. So……I’m making the ALCOHOLIC DOGS the contest.

And the prize? THIS POSTCARD!

Here are the rules. Please heed #1.

1) MAXIMUM of NINE (9) WORDS. (The TENTH word disqualifies the caption.)
2) One caption per customer.
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post.
4) I will accept submissions until Thursday, December 2, 4:00 PM, EST.

The author of my favorite caption will win this lovely, genuine, vintage, bad postcard.

GOOD LUCK!

YOU LOOK PURRRFECTLY WELL TO ME

Typist, Cookie Artisan, and Nurse. A KITTEH OF THE WORLD!

BAD POSTCARDS has received some nice praise in its first six months, but I did not expect to be plugged by a cold remedy. That happened last week when Cold-EEZE gave me some nice words on Twitter. I’ve used Cold-EEZE for at least 15 years. It’s amazing!

So…at the first sign of a cold, take Cold-EEZE, and Nurse Kitteh will diagnose you as WELL. LOL.

Shameless plug for me and kitteh: Please recommend BAD POSTCARDS for the HUMOR Directory. Thanks!

I IZ ONE POPPYLAR FAYMUS KITTEH

Remember her? She strutted her cookie cuteness in July. She’s also appeared on BAD POSTCARDS as a Typist.

Well…Miss Cookie Cuttin’ made an appearance on I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? on Friday. (She says, “Goze there and votz for me! Givz me Excellent!”) Congratulations! Extra catnip!

This is one versatile, multi-talented cat. I have seen her model on three different postcards. You’ve seen two of them, and very soon you will see the third. I will post it tomorrow. Stay tuned!

I’M ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO GO!

WAITING FOR A KISS

“Chimpanzee at the Monkey Jungle, 22 miles South of Miami, Florida.”