“I THINK TRAVEL REALLY BROADENS ONE’S KNOWLEDGE!”

Hello From JIGGS, NEVADA
Jiggs Bar — “Let The Good Times Roll”

The sender wrote the name “Jamie” with a line pointing to the large woman’s butt.

I’M ON THE WAGON THIS TRIP!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
POLYNESIAN CONCOCTION, ANYONE?

KAHIKI Polynesian Supper Club
3583 E. Broad St., Columbus Ohio

A myriad of tastes and colors are blended into the many exclusive concoctions by Bar Manager Señor George Ono.

“I’VE GOT AN AWFUL HANGOVER”

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

This postcard printed with greetings from Franzoni’s Cafe De La Pay At Chequit Inn, Shelter Island, New York

CAPTION CONTEST—Cocktail Lounge

2/8/11  10:05 PM:

I thank you all for playing!

Here’s the description on the postcard:
“Ballet routine in the famous Mermaid Room cocktail lounge of the Fresno Hacienda. Complete back bar is glass side of patio swim pool.” 

The Winner —  ipengui
The Caption — ”Dive Bar”

Congratulations, ipengui! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

I’m making this more challenging—7 word limit.

I’ll reveal what this is when I announce the winner.

The RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of SEVEN (7) WORDS.
2) One caption per customer.
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post.
4) I will accept submissions until Tuesday, February 8, 4:00 PM, EST.

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) LILY GIRL

2) PIERRE PANHANDLER

3) THE VIEW FROM THEIR WINDOW

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

STANLEY THE GREAT

Tahitian Bar, Castaways Motel
163rd Street and Collins Avenue
Miami Beach, Florida

POLYNESIAN COCKTAILS

Does this help you prep your brain for New Year’s Eve?

Verso:
“A myriad of tastes and colors are blended into the many exclusive concoctions by Bar Manager Señor Sandro Conti.
Kahiki Polynesian Supper Club, 3583 E. Broad St., Columbus, Ohio”

CAPTION CONTEST

9/17/10 5:35 PM:
Thank you for your captions, everyone!

My pick for the winner was submitted by raiselm:
“Otherwise beautiful, she tried in vain to hide her hideous hare-lip.”

Congratulations, raiselm! All you need to do is email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below, and your mailing address.

THE RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of TWELVE (12) WORDS.
2) One caption per customer.
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post.
4) I will accept submissions until Friday, September 17, 12 Noon, EDT.

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) ALL DRESSED UP and Ready To Go (posted this afternoon!)

2) PORTABLE BAPTISTRY

3) MEET MISS AMPTO

GOOD LUCK!