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Hey….I can see Russia from here!

That’s the winning caption for last week’s Caption Contest. It was submitted by:

xzargo

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CAPTION CONTEST—I Am Bear 5/1/12  8:50 PM: Thank you for your captions! First, here’s the description on the verso: ALASKAN BROWN BEAR NATURAL HISTORY HABITAT GROUP—Kansas City Museum’s first large animal group. The giant male stands over 8-1/2’ tall and weighed approximately 1500 lbs. Specimens of world’s largest living carnivorous mammal. Includes gulls, weasel, and magpie in authentic foreground. Outstandingly beautiful background. Bears collected by Arthur C. Popham, Jr. Kansas City Museum3218 Gladstone Blvd.Kansas City, Mo.  The winner is xzargo for the caption: “Hey….I can see Russia from here!” Congratulations, xzargo! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 29, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) I’M ALL DRESSED UP AND READY TO GO!2) WE CATCH ‘EM BIG ON LONG ISLAND!3) UNDERWATER JESUS4) Excuse me sir. Can you give me directions to the BAMBI MOTEL?5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958 HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—I Am Bear

5/1/12  8:50 PM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s the description on the verso:

ALASKAN BROWN BEAR NATURAL HISTORY HABITAT GROUP—Kansas City Museum’s first large animal group. The giant male stands over 8-1/2’ tall and weighed approximately 1500 lbs. Specimens of world’s largest living carnivorous mammal. Includes gulls, weasel, and magpie in authentic foreground. Outstandingly beautiful background.

Bears collected by Arthur C. Popham, Jr.

Kansas City Museum
3218 Gladstone Blvd.
Kansas City, Mo. 

The winner is xzargo for the caption:

“Hey….I can see Russia from here!”

Congratulations, xzargo! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 29, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

Cowboy Jim’s Mother-in-law was the worst of Back Horse Drivers….

That’s the winning caption for last week’s Caption Contest submitted by:

RJ

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CAPTION CONTEST—That-a-Way 4/25/12  7:45 PM: Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso: MONUMENT VALLEY A Navajo chieftain and his squaw in wondrous Monument Valley. The winner is RJ for the caption: “Cowboy Jim’s Mother-in-law was the worst of Back Horse Drivers…” Congratulations, RJ! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 22, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) “HELLO” “HELLO” FROM FLORIDA2) OVERSIZED CAT3) APPLE HARVEST TIME4) CHARCOAL BROILED STEAKS5) THE DESERT IS ALIVE HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—That-a-Way

4/25/12  7:45 PM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

MONUMENT VALLEY

A Navajo chieftain and his squaw in wondrous Monument Valley.

The winner is RJ for the caption:

“Cowboy Jim’s Mother-in-law was the worst of Back Horse Drivers…”

Congratulations, RJ! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 22, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

CAPTION CONTEST—Pontoon Club 4/17/12  10:03 AM: Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso: NATIONWIDE INDUSTRIES, INC.Forest Lake, Minnesota Round Pontoon A special model designed for the economy minded. Fish, swim, cruise, camp, have a party afloat or just relax, all in real comfort. An exciting new experience awaits you when you take the wheel of a National Pontoon Craft. The winner is CasualStarfish for the caption: “Everyone who wants a more flattering swimsuit raise your hand!” Congratulations, CasualStarfish! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) WE ALLIGATORS DO HAVE FUN IN FLORIDA!2) GIANT PENGUIN3) FATHER’S DAY PAJAMA PARTY4) DOLL PILLOWS5) PINK POTTY HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—Pontoon Club

4/17/12  10:03 AM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

NATIONWIDE INDUSTRIES, INC.
Forest Lake, Minnesota

Round Pontoon

A special model designed for the economy minded. Fish, swim, cruise, camp, have a party afloat or just relax, all in real comfort. An exciting new experience awaits you when you take the wheel of a National Pontoon Craft.

The winner is CasualStarfish for the caption:

“Everyone who wants a more flattering swimsuit raise your hand!”

Congratulations, CasualStarfish! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 15, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

Caption Contest Winner—SHELL GAME

The winner is xzargo.

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CAPTION CONTEST—Shell Game 4/3/12  5:50 PM: Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso: SEA WORLDMission Bay, San Diego JAPANESE AMAS are featured in Sea World’s Japanese Village. Here they dive into salt-water pools for pearl-bearing oysters. Later deft hands scoop the pearls from their oyster nests, and mount them in jewel settings as spectators watch. The winner is xzargo for the caption: “I found your retainer!” Congratulations, xzargo! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) YOU’RE FREEZING YOUR ASS2) WE PREFER ARF and ARF!3) MISS SUGARDALE—19584) OUR PRESIDENTS5) SNACK-A-ROO HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—Shell Game

4/3/12  5:50 PM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

SEA WORLD
Mission Bay, San Diego

JAPANESE AMAS are featured in Sea World’s Japanese Village. Here they dive into salt-water pools for pearl-bearing oysters. Later deft hands scoop the pearls from their oyster nests, and mount them in jewel settings as spectators watch.

The winner is xzargo for the caption:

“I found your retainer!”

Congratulations, xzargo! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 1, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

CAPTION CONTEST—Lab Mice 2/27/12  7:35 PM: Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso: LEDERLE LABORATORIES DIVISIONAmerican Cyanamid Company This pharmacologist tests new drug’s effect on muscle strength by seeing how long mice will cling to a treadmill. In this research section thousands of compounds are studied each year for their effect on the functions of the living body. The winner is Gus Savage for the caption: “We’ll call it Viagra,” he thought to himself, before returning dutifully to examining rodent boners. Congratulations, Gus Savage To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES:1) MAXIMUM of FIFTEEN (15) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, February 26 at 8:00 PM, EST The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) WE PREFER ARF and ARF!2) HOOKED ON JESUS3) BEAR HUG4) HOT MEALS AT ALL HOURS5) SPONGES FROM TARPON SPRINGS, FLORIDA HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—Lab Mice

2/27/12  7:35 PM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

LEDERLE LABORATORIES DIVISION
American Cyanamid Company

This pharmacologist tests new drug’s effect on muscle strength by seeing how long mice will cling to a treadmill. In this research section thousands of compounds are studied each year for their effect on the functions of the living body.

The winner is Gus Savage for the caption:

“We’ll call it Viagra,” he thought to himself, before returning dutifully to examining rodent boners.

Congratulations, Gus Savage To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of FIFTEEN (15) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, February 26 at 8:00 PM, EST

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) WE PREFER ARF and ARF!
2) HOOKED ON JESUS
3) BEAR HUG
4) HOT MEALS AT ALL HOURS
5) SPONGES FROM TARPON SPRINGS, FLORIDA

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!