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TOADSTOOL FOREST, BADLANDS OF SO. DAK. In the Toadstool Forest and the silent Badlands National Monument of South Dakota. Scenes such as this are millions of years old. 10 million year old cowboy?

TOADSTOOL FOREST, BADLANDS OF SO. DAK.

In the Toadstool Forest and the silent Badlands National Monument of South Dakota. Scenes such as this are millions of years old.

10 million year old cowboy?

CATTLE PUNCHING ON A JACK RABBIT CATTLE PUNCHING IN THE WEST! Some Cowboys use their favorite Bronc for Cattle Punching and some, as you can see, prefer the Jack Rabbit.

CATTLE PUNCHING ON A JACK RABBIT

CATTLE PUNCHING IN THE WEST!

Some Cowboys use their favorite Bronc for Cattle Punching and some, as you can see, prefer the Jack Rabbit.

RATTLESNAKE RODEO

RATTLESNAKE RODEO

ENTER UNDER THE COWBOY’S CROTCH COWBOY CAFE A big Texas welcome awaits you at the Cowboy Cafe. Located on U.S. highways 54-87 and 385 in Dalhart, Texas. Laurence Melton, owner, invites you to see his relics of the Old West in his free museum. Cowboy Cafe is widely known for its fine food and western atmosphere.

ENTER UNDER THE COWBOY’S CROTCH

COWBOY CAFE

A big Texas welcome awaits you at the Cowboy Cafe. Located on U.S. highways 54-87 and 385 in Dalhart, Texas. Laurence Melton, owner, invites you to see his relics of the Old West in his free museum. Cowboy Cafe is widely known for its fine food and western atmosphere.

CAPTION CONTEST — Cowboyboys 8/15/12  10:18 AM: Thanks for your captions, everyone! The winner is Mommakacky for the caption: “Hey dude, this is some ranch, huh” Congratulations, Mommakacky! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, August 12, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) NIPPLE INSPECTION2) PINEAPPLE INSPECTION3) TIMMY THE TIGER, Cypress Gardens, Florida4) A’TOP BIG POCONO5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958  HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST — Cowboyboys

8/15/12  10:18 AM:

Thanks for your captions, everyone!

The winner is Mommakacky for the caption:

“Hey dude, this is some ranch, huh”

Congratulations, Mommakacky! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, August 12, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) NIPPLE INSPECTION
2) PINEAPPLE INSPECTION
3) TIMMY THE TIGER, Cypress Gardens, Florida
4) A’TOP BIG POCONO
5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958 

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

WESTERN COWBOY RELOADS When I was 4 years old, I had an imaginary Cowboy friend. His name was Tex. One summer day my neighbor across the street was sitting in her breezeway with a female friend I hadn’t met before. They were laughing a lot and loudly. I walked up to them and the friend thought I was adorable and she asked me my name and I told her and I introduced her to my friend, Tex, “He’s a Cowboy” motioning with both arms to the air at my right. They laughed a lot and loudly. Tex died that day. They killed Tex.

WESTERN COWBOY RELOADS

When I was 4 years old, I had an imaginary Cowboy friend. His name was Tex. One summer day my neighbor across the street was sitting in her breezeway with a female friend I hadn’t met before. They were laughing a lot and loudly. I walked up to them and the friend thought I was adorable and she asked me my name and I told her and I introduced her to my friend, Tex, “He’s a Cowboy” motioning with both arms to the air at my right. They laughed a lot and loudly.

Tex died that day. They killed Tex.

WENDOVER WILL Your left wrist looks a little too limp for my comfort, cowboy. WENDOVER WILLWendover, Nevada Standing in front of the new modern State Line Hotel in Wendover, Nevada is this Giant Cowboy—”Wendover Will”. This friendly cowhand stands sixty-four feet high and weighs approximately nine tons. A symbolic figure of the Big West. “Will” is the largest mechanical cowboy sign in the world. 

WENDOVER WILL

Your left wrist looks a little too limp for my comfort, cowboy.

WENDOVER WILL
Wendover, Nevada

Standing in front of the new modern State Line Hotel in Wendover, Nevada is this Giant Cowboy—”Wendover Will”. This friendly cowhand stands sixty-four feet high and weighs approximately nine tons. A symbolic figure of the Big West. “Will” is the largest mechanical cowboy sign in the world. 

TEX Tex, if you’d like to break into a larger market, start by emblazoning your name on your instrument with something other than electrical tape. TEX FORMAN, popular entertainer who has had thousands of friends in and around Ohio, through his broadcasts since 1943 over radio station WMAN, Mansfield, Ohio.

TEX

Tex, if you’d like to break into a larger market, start by emblazoning your name on your instrument with something other than electrical tape.

TEX FORMAN, popular entertainer who has had thousands of friends in and around Ohio, through his broadcasts since 1943 over radio station WMAN, Mansfield, Ohio.

The COWBOYS are BIGGER in TEXAS Verso:“BIG TEXThe world’s tallest cowboy, 60 feet high, at the entrance to the State Fair Grounds, the world’s largest State Fair, Dallas, Texas.” To my brain, a STATE fair takes place in a STATE in the United STATES, so calling it the WORLD’S largest is inflating the brag. Everything else in Texas, however, is the World’s Largest.

The COWBOYS are BIGGER in TEXAS

Verso:
“BIG TEX
The world’s tallest cowboy, 60 feet high, at the entrance to the State Fair Grounds, the world’s largest State Fair, Dallas, Texas.”

To my brain, a STATE fair takes place in a STATE in the United STATES, so calling it the WORLD’S largest is inflating the brag. Everything else in Texas, however, is the World’s Largest.

HOWDY PARDNER! I’M SADDLED UP… …and heading your way with the exciting new line of Panhandle Slim, Ranch and Town, Eddy Bros. Hats; Stanton’s Sunset Trails and Oasis Frontier Neckwear. See you on or about ______________, be the Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.

HOWDY PARDNER! I’M SADDLED UP…

…and heading your way with the exciting new line of Panhandle Slim, Ranch and Town, Eddy Bros. Hats; Stanton’s Sunset Trails and Oasis Frontier Neckwear. See you on or about ______________, be the Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.