CAPTION CONTEST—White Coat Syndrome

4/10/11  6:24 PM:

The winner is Phantasmagoria Oddities for the caption:
”Unbeknownst to little Kimmy, Jingles plotted retribution for his littermates.”

THANK YOU for your captions. Here’s what is printed on the verso:
“A NATIVE ALASKAN DARLING dressed in fur parka, trimmed with white fox and her best friend, a Semoyian Puppy.”

Congratulations, Phantasmagoria Oddities! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

Stay tuned. Another caption contest tonight which will end our First Anniversary Celebration.

The RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of TWELVE (12) WORDS.
2) One caption per customer.
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post.
4) I will accept submissions until Sunday, April 10 at 4:00 PM, EDT.

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) JUST BARKED A CAKE (This morning’s postcard!)

2) THE RAINBOW CHOIR

3) BERTHA and TINA

4) SWTSU STRUTTERS

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

“YES. I’M WEARING DEAD ANIMAL. WHAT ABOUT IT?”

An advertising postcard for A. Bishop Co., Makers of Fine Furs Since 1860, 55 E. Washington St., Chicago.

Verso:
“Most flattering gift of all…Luxurious Fur.
Whenever you want to please a woman most—you think first of Fur—and of us. Our label—long synonymous with finest quality, perfection workmanship and tasteful fashion—always represents the best in VALUE. You’ll be pleased to find—gathered in one brilliant collection—every popular fur in every prophetic fashion from new scarf stole to newly shaped and draped greatcoat. For Christmas—for any great occasion—or simply your own pleasure—do visit us soon!”

This—copywriter—LOVED—EM—dashes!