FLAMING FLORIDA

Scene from spectacular FLORIDA AFLAME, the drama of the Seminole Indians, produced at Safety Harbor, Florida.

WATERWONDERLAND

WEEKI WACHEE Presents “ALICE IN WATERLAND”

Weeki Wachee Mermaids present an all new show featuring “Alice’s” new adventures in the watery depths of the “Spring of Live Mermaids” located on Florida’s West Coast at the Junction of U.S. 19 and Florida 50.

RUBBER CHICKEN CIRCUIT

WALTER SKOLNIK
Magician
414 West 44 Street
New York, N.Y.

What is on his head?

CRUCIFIXION IN ARKANSAS

The Crucifixion

THE GREAT PASSION PLAY

Eureka Springs, Arkansas

They don’t list the actor’s name. I’d be pissed.

Oh well. Always look on the bright side of life.

POPULAR POODLES

TWINKLE STAR. The singing poodle with over 30 T.V. appearances.

SUPER STAR. A celebrity that blows his own trumpet.

HAPPY GAY PRIDE!

82 CLUB REVUE

Kitt Russell, Director
82 E. 4th St., Cor. 2nd Ave., N.Y.C.
3 Shows Nightly — 10:30 — 12:30 — 2:30
Phone: GRamercy 7-1046

HERE’S MORE

SPRING OF THE MERMAIDS

WEEKI WACHEE, FLORIDA
SPRING OF THE MERMAIDS

Ballet troup [sic] of Mermaids. These girls perform underwater in this spring of crystal clear water—home of the world’s original underwater show. Located on U.S. 19 at Fla. 50 on the famous Suncoast of Florida.

ENZO STUARTI

The guys at the table seem more enamored of Enzo than the women.

Where’s the band?

ENZO STUARTI

Television — Records — Nightclubs

General Artists Corp.
640 Fifth Ave.
New York City 

CAPTION CONTEST—Armpit Inspection

4/25/11  7:58 PM:

Thank you for your captions! Several good ones. Not easy to choose a winner.

First, here’s what’s printed on the verso:

UNTO THESE HILLS.
Cherokee, North Carolina.

A scene from the great historical drama of the Cherokee Indians depicting a part of the colorful ‘Harvest Dance’ in a village in the Great Smoky Mountains. The drama plays nightly except Mondays, from late June through early September, at Mountainside Theatre, Cherokee, North Carolina.

The winning caption was submitted by Bheck1:
”Dammit, jim you didn’t get the memo? blue fuzzy thing goes over your right shoulder.”

Congratulations, Bheck1! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of FIFTEEN (15) WORDS.
2) One caption per customer.
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post.
4) I will accept submissions until Sunday, April 24 at 8:00 PM, EDT.

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) PUNCHING CATTLE ON A JACK RABBIT

2) HOOKED ON JESUS

3) Finally, something fashionable to carry these ashes around in

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

STEEL PIER DIVING HORSE
Atlantic City, New Jersey

This is just wrong. 

THE JAKOVAC TAMBURICA

If, by some bizarre turn of events, I become a designer of sex toys, I have the name for my first product.

Verso:
“Write for THE JAKOVAC TAMBURICA List of Record Releases for your next party. It’s Authentic. THE JACOVAC TAMBURICA Recording Artists of St. Louis.”
Missouri, that is.
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THE RAINBOW CHOIR
East Glenville Methodist Church
Cleveland, Ohio

Waaaaaaay too serious everyone. Rainbows aren’t serious. Rainbows are happy! Rainbows are blissfully gay!

PLAYING THE PIANO PAYS DIVIDENDS IN FRIENDSHIP AND FAMILY FUN!

Verso:
“What are your children doing this evening? Ask the parent of a child who plays the piano—ask what a blessed comfort it is when home is ‘hangout’ for the youngsters!”

Other postcards in this piano series:
Piano For Busy People
Your Child’s Gateway to Adult Happiness
No Thrill Is Greater…

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MISS KITTY AND HER EXOTIC CAN CAN GIRLS

C’mon girls. Look like you’re having a great time.

Carson City and Indian Village
On Route 32
Catskill, New York

“Performing in the Last Chance Saloon 3 times daily.”

HEY KIDS! ENJOYING THE SHOW SO FAR?

Then give us your recommendation and we’ll clown around more.

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BUMSY ANTHONY, CLOWNING SINCE 1916, the original “SAD-SACK”. One of the clowns who has appeared at the CIRCUS HALL OF FAME in Sarasota, Florida.