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“What’ll you have today?” “COCKADE, please!” FOR A LOVELIER YOU

“What’ll you have today?”

“COCKADE, please!”

FOR A LOVELIER YOU

THE LOOK OF FASHION — THE FEEL OF COMFORT Your salon has many V.I.P. patrons V.I.P. patrons deserve a Lady Clair® Robe Exclusively by Affiliated Laundries, Inc., Brooklyn, N.Y.

THE LOOK OF FASHION — THE FEEL OF COMFORT

Your salon has many V.I.P. patrons

V.I.P. patrons deserve a Lady Clair® Robe

Exclusively by Affiliated Laundries, Inc., Brooklyn, N.Y.

SELECT YOUR STYLIST Ambassador HotelLos Angeles, California Completely new ultra-modern Barber Shop. Expert barbering, manicuring and bootblacking. Conveniently located on the Casino Floor. 

SELECT YOUR STYLIST

Ambassador Hotel
Los Angeles, California

Completely new ultra-modern Barber Shop. Expert barbering, manicuring and bootblacking. Conveniently located on the Casino Floor. 

TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #6Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year I dare ANY of you, my dear followers (males included), to walk up to your hair stylist, whip out this postcard and say, with absolute assuredness, “I’ll have a COCKADE, please!” If their response is noteworthy, please do comment on it here. Click HERE to view the original post.

TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #6
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year

I dare ANY of you, my dear followers (males included), to walk up to your hair stylist, whip out this postcard and say, with absolute assuredness, “I’ll have a COCKADE, please!”

If their response is noteworthy, please do comment on it here.

Click HERE to view the original post.

FOR YOUR CONSTANT LOVELINESS Remember the COCKADE and the DATE-BAIT? Here are some more to choose from. Clockwise from top left: The Flip Princessa Cherie Debonaire Make your selection(s) below. 

FOR YOUR CONSTANT LOVELINESS

Remember the COCKADE and the DATE-BAIT? Here are some more to choose from.

Clockwise from top left:

The Flip

Princessa

Cherie

Debonaire

Make your selection(s) below. 

WONDERFUL NEW NON-OXIDIZING COLOR LOTION GIVES YOUR HAIR SHIMMERING BEAUTY FOR 30 DAYS! …and after 30 days?

WONDERFUL NEW NON-OXIDIZING COLOR LOTION GIVES YOUR HAIR SHIMMERING BEAUTY FOR 30 DAYS!

…and after 30 days?

ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE They always descend upon you on Friday and Saturday—especially during the holiday season. Every dryer chair is occupied, and Mrs. Brown has to be out in an hour. Where to put her? No problem. Just wheel your Helene Curtis Cool-Temp Mobile Dryer out of that Fibber McGee closet, set up a chair, and Mrs. Brown has her hair dried in conditioned-air comfort—and speed. The Mobile Dryer’s great for Mrs. Lane, too. (She’s the mayor’s wife, likes privacy.) Ask your Helene Curtis salesman about the Mobile Dryer…the famous Cool-Temp on wheels. The mayor’s wife likes privacy while having her hair dried? Does she read pornography while under the hood?

ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE

They always descend upon you on Friday and Saturday—especially during the holiday season. Every dryer chair is occupied, and Mrs. Brown has to be out in an hour. Where to put her? No problem. Just wheel your Helene Curtis Cool-Temp Mobile Dryer out of that Fibber McGee closet, set up a chair, and Mrs. Brown has her hair dried in conditioned-air comfort—and speed. The Mobile Dryer’s great for Mrs. Lane, too. (She’s the mayor’s wife, likes privacy.) Ask your Helene Curtis salesman about the Mobile Dryer…the famous Cool-Temp on wheels.

The mayor’s wife likes privacy while having her hair dried? Does she read pornography while under the hood?

WIDE WIDE WAVE WORLD Surf’s up! Now you can change at whim to any hairstyle in the whole wide, wide world. Our exciting new Caryl Richards WIDE WIDE WAVE gives your hair more body, more beauty…permanently! It’s the perfect base for any hair fashion, with waves as smooth or as deep as you want them.

WIDE WIDE WAVE WORLD

Surf’s up!

Now you can change at whim to any hairstyle in the whole wide, wide world. Our exciting new Caryl Richards WIDE WIDE WAVE gives your hair more body, more beauty…permanently! It’s the perfect base for any hair fashion, with waves as smooth or as deep as you want them.

CAPTION CONTEST—How Dryer I Am 4/15/11  7:08 PM: Thank you for your captions! This is an advertising postcard for BONAT Hair Dryers. The ones pictured in the postcard are called (from left to right): the Bonat Triumph, the Bonat Convertible Flip-Top (“The CADILLAC of Hair Dryers”), and the Bonat Gentle Breeze. The winner is Randy Johnson for the caption:”Tragically, Candy becomes the first victim of the female Daleks. ‘EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!’” Congratulations, Randy Johnson! To claim your JUMBO postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com. Stay tuned. Another caption contest tonight! The RULES: 1) MAXIMUM of TWELVE (12) WORDS.2) One caption per customer.3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post.4) I will accept submissions until Thursday, April 14 at 8:00 PM, EDT. The author of my favorite caption will win THIS POSTCARD. This is a JUMBO POSTCARD measuring 6 by 9 inches! It will look great framed! HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—How Dryer I Am

4/15/11  7:08 PM:

Thank you for your captions! This is an advertising postcard for BONAT Hair Dryers. The ones pictured in the postcard are called (from left to right): the Bonat Triumph, the Bonat Convertible Flip-Top (“The CADILLAC of Hair Dryers”), and the Bonat Gentle Breeze.

The winner is Randy Johnson for the caption:
”Tragically, Candy becomes the first victim of the female Daleks. ‘EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!’”

Congratulations, Randy Johnson! To claim your JUMBO postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com.

Stay tuned. Another caption contest tonight!

The RULES:

1) MAXIMUM of TWELVE (12) WORDS.
2) One caption per customer.
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post.
4) I will accept submissions until Thursday, April 14 at 8:00 PM, EDT.

The author of my favorite caption will win THIS POSTCARD. This is a JUMBO POSTCARD measuring 6 by 9 inches! It will look great framed!

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

Pick the SILVER wig, hon! It really makes your eyes sparkle! An advertising postcard for STERN wigs, a German company with offices in New York City. The wig on the left is called “CRESCENDO.” The wig on the right is called “OVERTURE.” I’d love to see what the “ATONAL” and “COLORATURA” wigs look like. next: Best place to score pot.

Pick the SILVER wig, hon! It really makes your eyes sparkle!

An advertising postcard for STERN wigs, a German company with offices in New York City.

The wig on the left is called “CRESCENDO.”

The wig on the right is called “OVERTURE.”

I’d love to see what the “ATONAL” and “COLORATURA” wigs look like.

next: Best place to score pot.