“What’ll you have today?”
FOR A LOVELIER YOU
THE LOOK OF FASHION — THE FEEL OF COMFORT
Your salon has many V.I.P. patrons
V.I.P. patrons deserve a Lady Clair® Robe
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Los Angeles, California
Completely new ultra-modern Barber Shop. Expert barbering, manicuring and bootblacking. Conveniently located on the Casino Floor.
TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #6
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year
I dare ANY of you, my dear followers (males included), to walk up to your hair stylist, whip out this postcard and say, with absolute assuredness, “I’ll have a COCKADE, please!”
If their response is noteworthy, please do comment on it here.
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FOR YOUR CONSTANT LOVELINESS
Clockwise from top left:
Make your selection(s) below.
WONDERFUL NEW NON-OXIDIZING COLOR LOTION GIVES YOUR HAIR SHIMMERING BEAUTY FOR 30 DAYS!
…and after 30 days?
ALWAYS ROOM FOR ONE MORE
They always descend upon you on Friday and Saturday—especially during the holiday season. Every dryer chair is occupied, and Mrs. Brown has to be out in an hour. Where to put her? No problem. Just wheel your Helene Curtis Cool-Temp Mobile Dryer out of that Fibber McGee closet, set up a chair, and Mrs. Brown has her hair dried in conditioned-air comfort—and speed. The Mobile Dryer’s great for Mrs. Lane, too. (She’s the mayor’s wife, likes privacy.) Ask your Helene Curtis salesman about the Mobile Dryer…the famous Cool-Temp on wheels.
The mayor’s wife likes privacy while having her hair dried? Does she read pornography while under the hood?
WIDE WIDE WAVE WORLD
Now you can change at whim to any hairstyle in the whole wide, wide world. Our exciting new Caryl Richards WIDE WIDE WAVE gives your hair more body, more beauty…permanently! It’s the perfect base for any hair fashion, with waves as smooth or as deep as you want them.
CAPTION CONTEST—How Dryer I Am
4/15/11 7:08 PM:
Thank you for your captions! This is an advertising postcard for BONAT Hair Dryers. The ones pictured in the postcard are called (from left to right): the Bonat Triumph, the Bonat Convertible Flip-Top (“The CADILLAC of Hair Dryers”), and the Bonat Gentle Breeze.
The winner is Randy Johnson for the caption:
”Tragically, Candy becomes the first victim of the female Daleks. ‘EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!’”
Congratulations, Randy Johnson! To claim your JUMBO postcard prize, email me at email@example.com.
Stay tuned. Another caption contest tonight!
The RULES: 1) MAXIMUM of TWELVE (12) WORDS. 2) One caption per customer. 3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post. 4) I will accept submissions until Thursday, April 14 at 8:00 PM, EDT. The author of my favorite caption will win THIS POSTCARD. This is a JUMBO POSTCARD measuring 6 by 9 inches! It will look great framed!
HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!
Pick the SILVER wig, hon! It really makes your eyes sparkle!
An advertising postcard for STERN wigs, a German company with offices in New York City.
The wig on the left is called “CRESCENDO.”
The wig on the right is called “OVERTURE.”
I’d love to see what the “ATONAL” and “COLORATURA” wigs look like.
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