THOUSANDS OF MOTHERS GET CLOSER TO THEIR CHILDREN BY TAKING MODERN PIANO LESSONS WITH THEM!

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!

What better way to know one’s children than by sharing their fun, their interests. Now, thanks to modern teaching methods, mother and child can learn together. So many women tell us the golden minutes they spend playing the piano is their most precious and relaxing time of day!

Come in soon. Let us put the magic of companionship at your fingertips…and your child’s.

EXPERIENCED — VERSATILE — AVAILABLE for SINGLE and STEADY ENGAGEMENTS

THE EDWARD KENT TRIO

Hammond Organ — Saxophone — Drums
All Styles — Experienced — Versatile

Available for Single and Steady Engagements

COUNTRY CLUBS — SOCIAL CLUBS — WEDDINGS
PRIVATE PARTIES — DANCES — BAR MITZVAHS

“Whenever the Occasion Requires THE BEST”

HAUNTING BALLADS

JOYCE CARR sings her haunting ballads nightly in Washington’s smart Cafe Lorraine. Entertainment at Cocktails and Dinner.

HOTEL LAFAYETTE, 16 & Eye Streets, N.W.
1 Block from The White House

Wonder if she sang for any presidents. 

STOUGHTON HIGH SCHOOL NORWEGIAN DANCERS

Stoughton’s famous good-will ambassadors have performed extensively throughout the United States to large enthusiastic audiences. This renowned group wearing authentic costumes, performs traditional Norwegian folk dances.

CHURCH-PROOF PIANOS

The Story & Clark CHURCH Piano

THE ONLY PIANO EVER DESIGNED ESPECIALLY FOR CHURCHES!

Both Winter and Summer are “hard times” for pianos in Churches. Intermittent heating and ventilation cause great changes in temperature and humidity—cause shrinking and swelling of all wooden parts—often crack ordinary sounding boards.

Some years ago, Story & Clark’s research tackled this problem head-on. Today’s only piano especially designed for churches brings you a case which blends perfectly with church fixtures and furniture. Even more important, the Storytone Mahogany Sounding Board overcomes heat and humidity—IS GUARANTEED FOR 50 YEARS!

PRAY TOGETHER—STAY TOGETHER
SING TOGETHER—CLING TOGETHER

Eat Together—Excrete Together

The NICKEL FAMILY SINGERS, traveling coast to coast, completed six years of sacred programming in 1965. The family resides in Springfield, Missouri. Three LP recordings are available.

LIVING CHRISTMAS TREE

I wonder what you have to do to be the single star on top?

THE LIVING CHRISTMAS TREE, featuring the 135-voice College-Career Choir, directed by John Gustafson, Minister of Music, sings the old and new songs of Christmas. The giant 50-foot tree upon which the choir stands has 1,500 pounds of juniper boughs with hundreds of lights and ornaments. A picturesque snow scene completes the winter wonderland.

A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SPECTACULAR

First Baptist Church of Van Nuys, California

THE PIANO…A MUSICAL FOUNDATION FOR A STRONGER, HAPPIER HOME!

A SOLID FOUNDATION—PIANO MUSIC AT HOME!

Every house is large enough for a modern piano, and no home is complete without one. As the center of the home—fun, relaxation, education and culture all pivot around the piano. And there’s an easy way to OWN one! Won’t you let us help you work out the details to own this priceless possession? We’d be happy to hear from you.

The women look much happier than the men.

RAMBLIN’ LOU

WWOL Radio, Buffalo, New York.

Dig the jacket!

GROWN-UPS, TOO, CAN NOW EASILY PLAY THE PIANO!

THIS CAN BE YOU! Yes, thousands of grown-ups in this modern day are now having the fun of their lifetimes, learning to play the piano! Many adults learn more quickly and more easily than children—especially when they have had some musical training!

Let us explain how easy it is to play and to own a beautiful modern piano. If you’ll telephone us, we’ll come out to see you at any time you suggest.

THE JAKOVAC TAMBURICA

If, by some bizarre turn of events, I become a designer of sex toys, I have the name for my first product.

Verso:
“Write for THE JAKOVAC TAMBURICA List of Record Releases for your next party. It’s Authentic. THE JACOVAC TAMBURICA Recording Artists of St. Louis.”
Missouri, that is.
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THE RAINBOW CHOIR
East Glenville Methodist Church
Cleveland, Ohio

Waaaaaaay too serious everyone. Rainbows aren’t serious. Rainbows are happy! Rainbows are blissfully gay!

PLAYING THE PIANO PAYS DIVIDENDS IN FRIENDSHIP AND FAMILY FUN!

Verso:
“What are your children doing this evening? Ask the parent of a child who plays the piano—ask what a blessed comfort it is when home is ‘hangout’ for the youngsters!”

Other postcards in this piano series:
Piano For Busy People
Your Child’s Gateway to Adult Happiness
No Thrill Is Greater…

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TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS of 2010—#8
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year

LARRY FERRARI—Radio, Television & Recording Artist

Every time I look at this, I think Gomer Pyle, USMC.

I have another Larry Ferrari postcard (with the same smile) that I’ll blog someday.

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