LET US BE PULLED INTO THE HOUSE OF THE LORD
“I’m pulling for YOU to be in Sunday School Next Sunday.”

LET US BE PULLED INTO THE HOUSE OF THE LORD

“I’m pulling for YOU to be in Sunday School Next Sunday.”

WESTERN COWBOY RELOADS
When I was 4 years old, I had an imaginary Cowboy friend. His name was Tex. One summer day my neighbor across the street was sitting in her breezeway with a female friend I hadn’t met before. They were laughing a lot and loudly. I walked up to them and the friend thought I was adorable and she asked me my name and I told her and I introduced her to my friend, Tex, “He’s a Cowboy” motioning with both arms to the air at my right. They laughed a lot and loudly.
Tex died that day. They killed Tex.

WESTERN COWBOY RELOADS

When I was 4 years old, I had an imaginary Cowboy friend. His name was Tex. One summer day my neighbor across the street was sitting in her breezeway with a female friend I hadn’t met before. They were laughing a lot and loudly. I walked up to them and the friend thought I was adorable and she asked me my name and I told her and I introduced her to my friend, Tex, “He’s a Cowboy” motioning with both arms to the air at my right. They laughed a lot and loudly.

Tex died that day. They killed Tex.






CAPTION CONTEST—That-a-Way
4/25/12  7:45 PM:
Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

MONUMENT VALLEY
A Navajo chieftain and his squaw in wondrous Monument Valley.

The winner is RJ for the caption:
“Cowboy Jim’s Mother-in-law was the worst of Back Horse Drivers…”
Congratulations, RJ! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.
The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 22, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT
The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) “HELLO” “HELLO” FROM FLORIDA2) OVERSIZED CAT3) APPLE HARVEST TIME4) CHARCOAL BROILED STEAKS5) THE DESERT IS ALIVE
HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—That-a-Way

4/25/12  7:45 PM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

MONUMENT VALLEY

A Navajo chieftain and his squaw in wondrous Monument Valley.

The winner is RJ for the caption:

Cowboy Jim’s Mother-in-law was the worst of Back Horse Drivers…”

Congratulations, RJ! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS

2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, April 22, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

JACKALOPE

An oddity of the great west, as well as a fine example of western humor, especially famous in Wyoming and Colorado.

JACKALOPE

An oddity of the great west, as well as a fine example of western humor, especially famous in Wyoming and Colorado.

ROUNDUP TIME — JACKALOPE TIME

This rare species of Jackalope used in cattle roundups are very dependable and easily trained. A breed of Antelope and Jackrabbit. their cries often sound human and tuneful, probably form hearing cowboy songs at roundup time.

ROUNDUP TIME — JACKALOPE TIME

This rare species of Jackalope used in cattle roundups are very dependable and easily trained. A breed of Antelope and Jackrabbit. their cries often sound human and tuneful, probably form hearing cowboy songs at roundup time.

GREETINGS FROM CHIEF HALFTOWN
Verso:“A full-blooded Seneca Indian, Chief Halftown has traveled thousands of miles in helping thousands of youngsters learn to enjoy the fun of bowling. There are Chief Halftown Junior Bowling Clubs in over 200 cities in the United States and Canada.”
Wish I knew about the Chief when I was a kid. With my love for bowling, this would have been right down my alley.
More about the Chief and his long-running TV program HERE and HERE.
The postcard was sponsored by Brunswick.
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Don’t forget to follow BAD POSTCARDS on FACEBOOK!  

GREETINGS FROM CHIEF HALFTOWN

Verso:
“A full-blooded Seneca Indian, Chief Halftown has traveled thousands of miles in helping thousands of youngsters learn to enjoy the fun of bowling. There are Chief Halftown Junior Bowling Clubs in over 200 cities in the United States and Canada.”

Wish I knew about the Chief when I was a kid. With my love for bowling, this would have been right down my alley.

More about the Chief and his long-running TV program HERE and HERE.

The postcard was sponsored by Brunswick.

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Don’t forget to follow BAD POSTCARDS on FACEBOOK!  

CACTACEAE GENITALIA

A DESERT PANORAMA
The Cholla cactus in the foreground is one of the spiniest and most colorful cacti found on the deserts of the Southwest. The Barrel cactus (center) sometimes grows 6 feet tall over a 20-30 year period and contains a slimy juice often reputed to have saved lives in an emergency but hardly fit to drink otherwise. (Yes that’s really what it says) To the left, a Mojave Yucca in full bloom.

CACTACEAE GENITALIA

A DESERT PANORAMA

The Cholla cactus in the foreground is one of the spiniest and most colorful cacti found on the deserts of the Southwest. The Barrel cactus (center) sometimes grows 6 feet tall over a 20-30 year period and contains a slimy juice often reputed to have saved lives in an emergency but hardly fit to drink otherwise. (Yes that’s really what it says) To the left, a Mojave Yucca in full bloom.

YEAR OF THE RABBIT
Happy New Year!

YEAR OF THE RABBIT

Happy New Year!

IT’S ALIVE!!!
The Desert is Alive

IT’S ALIVE!!!

The Desert is Alive

RIDING CLUB FASHIONHappy New York Fashion Week!
“FOR RIDING CLUBS. Custom Tailored Suits of True Wash and Wear Sailcloth with Trims. Custom Tailored fine Satin Shirts. Six Inch Fringe.RALPH GARZA, P.O. Box 821, San Antonio 6, Texas”
What did fringe in Western fashion evolve from? Is is fashion, or function, or both?

RIDING CLUB FASHION
Happy New York Fashion Week!

“FOR RIDING CLUBS. Custom Tailored Suits of True Wash and Wear Sailcloth with Trims. Custom Tailored fine Satin Shirts. Six Inch Fringe.
RALPH GARZA, P.O. Box 821, San Antonio 6, Texas”

What did fringe in Western fashion evolve from? Is is fashion, or function, or both?

HOWDY PARDNER! I’M SADDLED UP…
…and heading your way with the exciting new line of Panhandle Slim, Ranch and Town, Eddy Bros. Hats; Stanton’s Sunset Trails and Oasis Frontier Neckwear. See you on or about ______________, be the Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.

HOWDY PARDNER! I’M SADDLED UP…

…and heading your way with the exciting new line of Panhandle Slim, Ranch and Town, Eddy Bros. Hats; Stanton’s Sunset Trails and Oasis Frontier Neckwear. See you on or about ______________, be the Good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.