CAMELLIA CAVALCADE

DESCANSO GARDENSLa Canada, California
Scene at annual Camellia show where more than 5000 cut camellias are displayed. Descanso’s collection contains over 800 varieties and more than 100,000 plants. Camellias are in peak bloom during February and March. 

CAMELLIA CAVALCADE

DESCANSO GARDENS
La Canada, California

Scene at annual Camellia show where more than 5000 cut camellias are displayed. Descanso’s collection contains over 800 varieties and more than 100,000 plants. Camellias are in peak bloom during February and March. 

GREETINGS FROM SILVER CREEK, NEW YORK

Largest Concord grape growing area in America along the shores of Lake Erie.

GREETINGS FROM SILVER CREEK, NEW YORK

Largest Concord grape growing area in America along the shores of Lake Erie.

FLORIDA “PLAYGIRL”

FLORIDA “PLAYGIRL”

PLEASE DO NOT PICK FLOWERS
However, her body language says, “Please pick my flowers.”

PLEASE DO NOT PICK FLOWERS

However, her body language says, “Please pick my flowers.”

HELLO FROM FLORIDA
Sun, sand and surf in Tropical Florida.

HELLO FROM FLORIDA

Sun, sand and surf in Tropical Florida.

GREETINGS FROM TOBACCOLAND

GREETINGS FROM TOBACCOLAND

The GIRL with her BUTT in the FRONT
For last year’s Fashion Week, I gave you another Jane Irwill advertising postcard of this lovely woman in another pose. Two of you commented that it looked like her head was on backwards. Or you could say it looked like her butt was in the front.
Well, here we are again.
HAPPY NEW YORK CITY FASHION WEEK

The GIRL with her BUTT in the FRONT

For last year’s Fashion Week, I gave you another Jane Irwill advertising postcard of this lovely woman in another pose. Two of you commented that it looked like her head was on backwards. Or you could say it looked like her butt was in the front.

Well, here we are again.

HAPPY NEW YORK CITY FASHION WEEK

SEND ME A POSTCARD TOO!!
A Bad Postcard? Gimme your address first.

SEND ME A POSTCARD TOO!!

A Bad Postcard? Gimme your address first.

GREETINGS FROM KANSAS, THE SUNFLOWER STATE

GREETINGS FROM KANSAS, THE SUNFLOWER STATE

GREETINGS FROM SARATOGA SPRINGS, NEW YORK

GREETINGS FROM SARATOGA SPRINGS, NEW YORK

STALACTITE STIMULATION
This woman is:a) auditioning for the new musical comedy Cavern Cavalcadeb) eagerly anticipating rainc) preventing an eminent stalactite collapsed) receiving messages from her Gode) all of the abovef) none of the above 

LINVILLE CAVERNS
Located 4 miles southeast of Blue Ridge Parkway on U.S. 221 between Linville and Marion, N.C., Linville Caverns contains beautiful stalactite and stalagmite formations. Open Year ‘Round.

STALACTITE STIMULATION

This woman is:
a) auditioning for the new musical comedy Cavern Cavalcade
b) eagerly anticipating rain
c) preventing an eminent stalactite collapse
d) receiving messages from her God
e) all of the above
f) none of the above 

LINVILLE CAVERNS

Located 4 miles southeast of Blue Ridge Parkway on U.S. 221 between Linville and Marion, N.C., Linville Caverns contains beautiful stalactite and stalagmite formations. Open Year ‘Round.

 
TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #10Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year
NICE PINEAPPLES!

LUSCIOUS PINEAPPLES…grown in Hawaii by Dole. This popular fruit is one of the Aloha State’s main crops.

TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #10
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year

NICE PINEAPPLES!

LUSCIOUS PINEAPPLES…grown in Hawaii by Dole. This popular fruit is one of the Aloha State’s main crops.






TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #6Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year
I dare ANY of you, my dear followers (males included), to walk up to your hair stylist, whip out this postcard and say, with absolute assuredness, “I’ll have a COCKADE, please!”
If their response is noteworthy, please do comment on it here.
Click HERE to view the original post.

TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #6
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year

I dare ANY of you, my dear followers (males included), to walk up to your hair stylist, whip out this postcard and say, with absolute assuredness, “I’ll have a COCKADE, please!”

If their response is noteworthy, please do comment on it here.

Click HERE to view the original post.


 
TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #2Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year
Man in a bar: So, anyway, can I call you Perma? You from around here? Never seen you before. Nice machinery you got there. Haha. Can I buy you a drink? I’m a Sagittarius. What’s your sign?
Miss Perma-Vend: STOP
Click HERE to view the original post.

TEN BADDEST BAD POSTCARDS OF 2011 — #2
Your BAD POSTCARDS Blogger Reblogs Ten of his Favorite Postcards of the Year

Man in a bar: So, anyway, can I call you Perma? You from around here? Never seen you before. Nice machinery you got there. Haha. Can I buy you a drink? I’m a Sagittarius. What’s your sign?

Miss Perma-Vend: STOP

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CAPTION CONTEST—Bird in Hand
12/5/11  9:15 PM:
Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

A HAPPY COMBINATION
South Dakotans are happy that their state is known as “The Pheasant Capital of the World”. Good hunting abounds in many parts of the countryside. This comely young woman is shown holding a live pheasant. 

The winner is Tahewitt for the caption:
“I’ve got one in the hand, wait ‘til you see where I’ve got two!”
Congratulations, Tahewitt To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.
The RULES:1) MAXIMUM of FIFTEEN (15) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, December 4 at 8:00 PM, EST
The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):
1) WE PREFER ARF and ARF!2) GREETINGS FROM DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE3) BEAR HUG4) HOT MEALS AT ALL HOURS5) HOOKED ON JESUS
HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST—Bird in Hand

12/5/11  9:15 PM:

Thank you for your captions! First, here’s what’s on the verso:

A HAPPY COMBINATION

South Dakotans are happy that their state is known as “The Pheasant Capital of the World”. Good hunting abounds in many parts of the countryside. This comely young woman is shown holding a live pheasant. 

The winner is Tahewitt for the caption:

“I’ve got one in the hand, wait ‘til you see where I’ve got two!”

Congratulations, Tahewitt To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES:
1) MAXIMUM of FIFTEEN (15) WORDS
2) One entry per person

3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, December 4 at 8:00 PM, EST

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) WE PREFER ARF and ARF!
2) GREETINGS FROM DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE
3) BEAR HUG
4) HOT MEALS AT ALL HOURS
5) HOOKED ON JESUS

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!