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CAPTION CONTEST — Little Red Book 10/9/12  8:38 PM: Thanks for your captions, everyone! The winner is Eegah for the caption: “This Mao guy sure has some strange ideas on what makes a good party.” Congratulations, Eegah! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, October 7, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) DINNER TIME ON THE FARM2) GARGANTUA THE GREAT3) PHOSPHATE VALLEY EXPOSITION4) MOTHER-DAUGHTER PIANO LESSONS5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958  HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST — Little Red Book

10/9/12  8:38 PM:

Thanks for your captions, everyone!

The winner is Eegah for the caption:

“This Mao guy sure has some strange ideas on what makes a good party.”

Congratulations, Eegah! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, October 7, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) DINNER TIME ON THE FARM
2) GARGANTUA THE GREAT
3) PHOSPHATE VALLEY EXPOSITION
4) MOTHER-DAUGHTER PIANO LESSONS
5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958 

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

HEY! I WANT YOU TO MEET MY GAL. SHE’S A REFRIGERATOR. My Gal will convert most open boats to overnighters and makes an outstanding pontoon boat accessory. As a portable bar, it is a fine addition to the family room, recreation room or outside patio.

HEY! I WANT YOU TO MEET MY GAL. SHE’S A REFRIGERATOR.

My Gal will convert most open boats to overnighters and makes an outstanding pontoon boat accessory. As a portable bar, it is a fine addition to the family room, recreation room or outside patio.

CAPTION CONTEST — Flamingo 9/24/12  9:02 PM: GRACEFUL FLAMINGOS AT MIAMI’S PARROT JUNGLE Thanks for your captions, everyone! The winner is Kate Orman for the caption: “Sure she’s cute - but do we really need a lawn ornament?” Congratulations, Kate Orman! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address. The RULES1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS2) One entry per person3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS): 1) NIPPLE INSPECTION2) WE MISS YOU3) TIMMY THE TIGER, Cypress Gardens, Florida4) A’TOP BIG POCONO5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958  HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

CAPTION CONTEST — Flamingo

9/24/12  9:02 PM:

GRACEFUL FLAMINGOS AT MIAMI’S PARROT JUNGLE

Thanks for your captions, everyone!

The winner is Kate Orman for the caption:

“Sure she’s cute - but do we really need a lawn ornament?”

Congratulations, Kate Orman! To claim your postcard prize, email me at bad.postcards@gmail.com with your choice of postcard from the list below and your mailing address.

The RULES
1) MAXIMUM of TWENTY (20) WORDS
2) One entry per person
3) Please enter your caption in the comments of this post
4) Submissions will be accepted until Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 8:00 PM EDT

The author of my favorite caption will have their choice of one of these original vintage postcards (all previously published on BAD POSTCARDS):

1) NIPPLE INSPECTION
2) WE MISS YOU
3) TIMMY THE TIGER, Cypress Gardens, Florida
4) A’TOP BIG POCONO
5) MISS SUGARDALE—1958 

HAVE FUN and GOOD LUCK!

TOTEM LOVE LAKE LAWN LODGE…on Delavan LakeDelavan, Wisconsin Oh for the life of a Totem Pole! 

TOTEM LOVE

LAKE LAWN LODGE…on Delavan Lake
Delavan, Wisconsin

Oh for the life of a Totem Pole! 

TITE or MITE? CATHEDRAL CAVERNSGrant, Alabama Bring Your Camera — thousands of photo opportunities in the world’s greatest and most spectacular stalagmite forest. Just off US. 72, U.S. 431 and State Highway 79. Cathedral Caverns features the 7 greatest cavern wonders in the world. I’m guessing she was hired by the Caverns as a photo opportunity.

TITE or MITE?

CATHEDRAL CAVERNS
Grant, Alabama

Bring Your Camera — thousands of photo opportunities in the world’s greatest and most spectacular stalagmite forest. Just off US. 72, U.S. 431 and State Highway 79. Cathedral Caverns features the 7 greatest cavern wonders in the world.

I’m guessing she was hired by the Caverns as a photo opportunity.

HULA MAIDEN LOVELY HAWAIIAN HULA MAIDEN sways to an Island melody.

HULA MAIDEN

LOVELY HAWAIIAN HULA MAIDEN sways to an Island melody.

MISS A-FRAME 1962 “I Did it Myself!” Pat Monahan, “Miss A-Frame 1962”, poses in front of a four-season “A” frame home built by Sunapee Homes of Mt. Sunapee, N. H. Swimsuit by Jantzen What DID you do yourself, Pat?

MISS A-FRAME 1962

“I Did it Myself!”

Pat Monahan, “Miss A-Frame 1962”, poses in front of a four-season “A” frame home built by Sunapee Homes of Mt. Sunapee, N. H.

Swimsuit by Jantzen

What DID you do yourself, Pat?

HOUSE CLEANING PLEASURE She’s wearing her rug cleaning uniform.

HOUSE CLEANING PLEASURE

She’s wearing her rug cleaning uniform.

HAPPY 110th ANNIVERSARY, AIR CONDITIONING The Monitor by MARK IV Auto Air Conditioning The handsomely styled new Monitor fits almost every make and model car on the road. It tucks neatly under the dash, away from dissipating under-the-hood heat, so all the cooling action adds to passenger comfort. Exceptional directional control and back seat cooling…new quietness…wide range of temperature selection…unsurpassed cooling capacity mean new summer driving comfort. Plan now to take a demonstration ride this week. MARK IV AUTOMOTIVE AIR CONDITIONERSare manufactured byJohn E. Mitchell CompanyDallas, Texas Does anyone here drive with their legs crossed? I don’t recommend it.

HAPPY 110th ANNIVERSARY, AIR CONDITIONING

The Monitor by MARK IV Auto Air Conditioning

The handsomely styled new Monitor fits almost every make and model car on the road. It tucks neatly under the dash, away from dissipating under-the-hood heat, so all the cooling action adds to passenger comfort. Exceptional directional control and back seat cooling…new quietness…wide range of temperature selection…unsurpassed cooling capacity mean new summer driving comfort. Plan now to take a demonstration ride this week.

MARK IV AUTOMOTIVE AIR CONDITIONERS
are manufactured by
John E. Mitchell Company
Dallas, Texas

Does anyone here drive with their legs crossed? I don’t recommend it.

KWAKIUTL TOTEM POLE Honey! Drop the camera and run! It’s going to suck all your blood! KWAKIUTL TOTEM POLEThunderbird Park, Victoria, B.C. This totem pole was hand-carved by Mungo Martin to represent all the tribes of Kwakiutl Indians. The portion of the pole shown is Dsonogua holding her son (Nimpkish Tribe). __________ BAD POSTCARDS celebrates CANADA DAY.

KWAKIUTL TOTEM POLE

Honey! Drop the camera and run! It’s going to suck all your blood!

KWAKIUTL TOTEM POLE
Thunderbird Park, Victoria, B.C.

This totem pole was hand-carved by Mungo Martin to represent all the tribes of Kwakiutl Indians. The portion of the pole shown is Dsonogua holding her son (Nimpkish Tribe).

__________

BAD POSTCARDS celebrates CANADA DAY.

COME ABOARD Much sexual innuendo here. More than can be discussed on a family site like this. Hi! How about it? For Fun in the Sun, Surfing’s the going thing at California Beaches.

COME ABOARD

Much sexual innuendo here. More than can be discussed on a family site like this.

Hi! How about it?

For Fun in the Sun, Surfing’s the going thing at California Beaches.

CAMELLIA CAVALCADE DESCANSO GARDENSLa Canada, California Scene at annual Camellia show where more than 5000 cut camellias are displayed. Descanso’s collection contains over 800 varieties and more than 100,000 plants. Camellias are in peak bloom during February and March. 

CAMELLIA CAVALCADE

DESCANSO GARDENS
La Canada, California

Scene at annual Camellia show where more than 5000 cut camellias are displayed. Descanso’s collection contains over 800 varieties and more than 100,000 plants. Camellias are in peak bloom during February and March. 

GREETINGS FROM SILVER CREEK, NEW YORK Largest Concord grape growing area in America along the shores of Lake Erie.

GREETINGS FROM SILVER CREEK, NEW YORK

Largest Concord grape growing area in America along the shores of Lake Erie.

FLORIDA “PLAYGIRL”

FLORIDA “PLAYGIRL”

PLEASE DO NOT PICK FLOWERS However, her body language says, “Please pick my flowers.”

PLEASE DO NOT PICK FLOWERS

However, her body language says, “Please pick my flowers.”